office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
