That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I look better un-naked...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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