Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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