I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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