what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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