I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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