i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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