sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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