hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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