party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I love having hate sex.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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