Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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