He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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