North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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