Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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