Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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