does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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