I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Do plants get herpes?
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