How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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