if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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