Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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