Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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