We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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