somebody snuck up and got me drunk
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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