you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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