Sry I called you an 8
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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