What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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