i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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