and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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