i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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