my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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