she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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