Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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