I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
