question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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