you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
