Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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