I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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