I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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