how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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