Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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