toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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