I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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