do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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