watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
