WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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