just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i out mim tonsoeep
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