You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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