Got a toothbrush?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i will never coherently bang her
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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