we're blogging at a bar
too bad you live with your parents still
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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