trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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