i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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