Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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