youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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