That's intense
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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