He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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