Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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