ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I know her cup size but not her name....
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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