So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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