how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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